marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

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wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

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mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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shouldnt:

You know there is some serious drama when this is your camera roll

shouldnt:

You know there is some serious drama when this is your camera roll

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darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:


vegan-vulcan:
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:

vegan-vulcan:

X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

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millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

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